Greed: The reason for the treason
Alternate title: "What I would do with my lottery winnings."
I was having an interesting discussion with a buddy of mine at about 0200 this morning that somehow turned to 'what would you do if you won the powerball 300 million dollar lottery prize?'
My buddy said he'd buy a house, cars, and travel for the rest of his life.
I pontificated that I'd pay off the mortgages of all my family members, ensure that a trust fund was set up for college for all my family, then buy guns, jet aircraft, and a laser cutting torch.
For some reason, at that moment, I looked over at a copy of the local news paper and saw a picture of the 'immigration activist' Elvira Arrellano, who was just finally deported after a 10 year crime spree that included several convictions for identity theft, illegal entry, etc. I also remembered that she was on TV the day before, in front of the mexican Senate, admitting to breaking the law but contesting that the US did it first (and therefore she was justified) by 'allowing people to enter the US without documents...'
Anyway, I thought for a moment on why she came here and the answer was GREED! Why was she allowed to stay? The GREED of politicians. Why was she able to find work? Because of the GREED of the employers..
So, a plan started to form in my mind. Here's the plan as I see it now. Feel free to suggest any changes or additions. Lets see if we can help me to become 'The Most Hated Man in America.' I'm seriously considering campaigning for the NE state legislature under this proposal as a single issue candidate. Nebraskan's are absolutely fed-up with the illegal aliens here, who under the state constitution are GUARANTEED a "free education" for their children, welfare benefits, and even 'meals on wheels.'
1. Any citizen or legal resident who turns over information to my 'foundation' which leads to the arrest and deportation of an illegal alien shall be paid a bounty of $1,000 cash, tax free.
2. Any citizen or legal resident who turns over information to my foundation that results in the prosecution and conviction of an employer who hires illegal aliens shall be paid a bounty of $10,000.
3. Any illegal alien who turns over information to my foundation leading to the arrest and deportation of 10 other illegal aliens shall be provided with an immigration attorney, free of charge, in an attempt to make legal their status. If their status cannot be made legal, they shall be paid a bounty of $25,000 and helped to find a secure living space in the country from which they came or another sympathetic nation.
4. Any employer who turns over information to my foundation about another employer who hires illegal aliens, which leads to prosecution and conviction, shall be paid a $10,000 bounty and provided with an attorney to sue the other employer for 'restraint of trade,' 'price fixing,' and any other applicable claims.
5. Any person, business, or entity that turns over information to my foundation that leads to the arrest OR conviction of an elected official for employing an illegal alien shall be paid a bounty of $50,000. Should the subsequent prosecution or disposition result in the politician either being removed from office or resigning, the bounty shall be increased to $100,000.
6. Any individual or entity that turns over information to my foundation information leading to the arrest and conviction of 'Coyote's,' or "Human Smugglers,' tunnels, or plots to transport/harbor illegal aliens; shall be paid a bounty of $25,000 and legal assistance in moving to a new area / finding employment.
7. Any individual citizen or legal resident who turns over information to my foundation that results in the detention and deportation of illegal aliens seeking to enter the country (i.e. 'desert crossers, hiding in cargo containers, rail cars, etc) shall be paid a bounty of $500 per person, per occurance.
Greed is what brings these people here. Greed on all sides. Only the American people are harmed. The politicians LOVE the illegal's.. THEY actually show up to VOTE. Employers love them too, they work for much less than you or I could afford to.
Lets turn GREED against the enemies of the US Constitution and let that basest of compulsions be our saviour.
So... Who wants to pony up a couple million so I can get started?
I was having an interesting discussion with a buddy of mine at about 0200 this morning that somehow turned to 'what would you do if you won the powerball 300 million dollar lottery prize?'
My buddy said he'd buy a house, cars, and travel for the rest of his life.
I pontificated that I'd pay off the mortgages of all my family members, ensure that a trust fund was set up for college for all my family, then buy guns, jet aircraft, and a laser cutting torch.
For some reason, at that moment, I looked over at a copy of the local news paper and saw a picture of the 'immigration activist' Elvira Arrellano, who was just finally deported after a 10 year crime spree that included several convictions for identity theft, illegal entry, etc. I also remembered that she was on TV the day before, in front of the mexican Senate, admitting to breaking the law but contesting that the US did it first (and therefore she was justified) by 'allowing people to enter the US without documents...'
Anyway, I thought for a moment on why she came here and the answer was GREED! Why was she allowed to stay? The GREED of politicians. Why was she able to find work? Because of the GREED of the employers..
So, a plan started to form in my mind. Here's the plan as I see it now. Feel free to suggest any changes or additions. Lets see if we can help me to become 'The Most Hated Man in America.' I'm seriously considering campaigning for the NE state legislature under this proposal as a single issue candidate. Nebraskan's are absolutely fed-up with the illegal aliens here, who under the state constitution are GUARANTEED a "free education" for their children, welfare benefits, and even 'meals on wheels.'
1. Any citizen or legal resident who turns over information to my 'foundation' which leads to the arrest and deportation of an illegal alien shall be paid a bounty of $1,000 cash, tax free.
2. Any citizen or legal resident who turns over information to my foundation that results in the prosecution and conviction of an employer who hires illegal aliens shall be paid a bounty of $10,000.
3. Any illegal alien who turns over information to my foundation leading to the arrest and deportation of 10 other illegal aliens shall be provided with an immigration attorney, free of charge, in an attempt to make legal their status. If their status cannot be made legal, they shall be paid a bounty of $25,000 and helped to find a secure living space in the country from which they came or another sympathetic nation.
4. Any employer who turns over information to my foundation about another employer who hires illegal aliens, which leads to prosecution and conviction, shall be paid a $10,000 bounty and provided with an attorney to sue the other employer for 'restraint of trade,' 'price fixing,' and any other applicable claims.
5. Any person, business, or entity that turns over information to my foundation that leads to the arrest OR conviction of an elected official for employing an illegal alien shall be paid a bounty of $50,000. Should the subsequent prosecution or disposition result in the politician either being removed from office or resigning, the bounty shall be increased to $100,000.
6. Any individual or entity that turns over information to my foundation information leading to the arrest and conviction of 'Coyote's,' or "Human Smugglers,' tunnels, or plots to transport/harbor illegal aliens; shall be paid a bounty of $25,000 and legal assistance in moving to a new area / finding employment.
7. Any individual citizen or legal resident who turns over information to my foundation that results in the detention and deportation of illegal aliens seeking to enter the country (i.e. 'desert crossers, hiding in cargo containers, rail cars, etc) shall be paid a bounty of $500 per person, per occurance.
Greed is what brings these people here. Greed on all sides. Only the American people are harmed. The politicians LOVE the illegal's.. THEY actually show up to VOTE. Employers love them too, they work for much less than you or I could afford to.
Lets turn GREED against the enemies of the US Constitution and let that basest of compulsions be our saviour.
So... Who wants to pony up a couple million so I can get started?
posted by Medula Oblongata at 8:59 PM
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